An all-male maid/handyman service? (hot guys in tight shirts getting craaaazy intense with the Magic Eraser)

Or an all-female lawn-care company/handyman service? (greater liabilty, probably, but the girls would be contractors, not employees, and they’d sign waivers and stuff.)

Oh, and the clients could choose from three levels of competence: the strictly decorative/inept would get paid less per job, but they’d strictly BANK in the tips department. They could do simple tasks reasonably well, but mainly they’d flounce around looking hot.

The decorative AND fairly competent could use standard lawncare equipment and look hot while, say, weed-eating.

The upper echelon would be the hotties with vo-tech certifications and a real passion for their trade. They’d be like the real-live version of one of those Naughty Mechanic calendars. Scantily clad stunners weilding welding torches with a fierce intensity that borders on orgasmic. Soulful rockstars biting their lower lips while polishing silverware.

Which is a better idea? Pros? Cons?

I’ve got a better one.

Make a huge business, employ tons of people and then fuck everything up and have the U.S. bail you out.